The Wizarding World

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released 31 May 2012

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The Wizarding World QLD, Australia

Hi! I'm Alex. I'm Australian. I've been making wizard rock in a wide range of genres since 2007. I've compiled the Wrockin' Down Under albums since 2009. I released both my debut and outtakes albums in 2012.

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Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Adam & Anvil and the Hints) - Love at First Sight
Walking through Mill Town park austere,
oh Lily, I just looked and stared,
you're bright green eyes and dark red hair,
I can't believe, I fell in love with you here.

it was love at first sight, love,
it was love at first sight, love.

A beautiful day on a tree topped hill,
when you spoke, it gave me a thrill,
my first best friend in a strange new world,
With you beside me, let our dreams unfurl.

it was love at first sight, love,
it was love at first sight, love.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Adam) - We Gotta' Fight
We've had it with your lies and propaganda,
(oh) Fudge put it on your memoranda-,
the wizards are full o' corruption,
your lies causing death and destruction,

Ministry's half-blood discrimination,
we don't believe your abomination,
wizarding world's devastation,
all ya' doing is precedence placing,

Ya' find the truth from the Daily Prophet,
went to the ministry, gotta stop it,

We gotta' fight for equality,
fight for democracy,
fight for genocide,
fight for the things that's right,

We gotta' fight for equality,
fight for democracy,
fight for genocide,
fight for the things that's right,

We gotta' fight for equality,
fight for democracy,
fight for genocide,
fight for the things that's right.
Track Name: The Boy Who Lived
He's the boy the lived,
and these his adventures,

Went to Diagon Alley,
situated in Westminster Abbey,
oppress Hermione's distress,
take the Hogwart's Express,
from platform nine and three quarters,
met Fredge and George, the beaters,
Crabbe and Goyle, the cheaters,
youngest player of the century,
didn't know it was meant to be,

He's the boy the lived,
and these his adventures,
the boy who gived,
and these are his lectures,

I've gotta stop Snape,
with my broom, I'll escape,
from potions, I'll procrastinate,
moving passed a three-headed dog,
gotta defog the smog,
with Trevor the bullfrog,
devil's snare, winged keys,
wizard chess, the trio invests,

He's the boy the lived,
defeating Quirrel with quarrel,
love prevails, he entails,
the Dark Lord's gone for summer,
he'll back next year, what a bummer,

He's the boy the lived,
and these his adventures,
the boy who gived,
and these are his lectures.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Adam) - Dobby the House Elf
Dunno what he's doing, but he's sitting over there,
I ask him if he wants to sit down over here,
but yelled and said don't gotta' hogwarts this year,
he whispered in my ear, all these dark things to fear,

(oh) Dobby the house elf,
owned by the guys of wealth,
poorly though treated in health,
so kreacher please don't go cleaning that shelf,

He blocked the barriers to the train,
nevertheless the outcome's the same,
he tamperered a bludger in a quidditch game,
and all to protect my name, name is the same,

(oh) Dobby the house elf,
owned by the guys of wealth,
poorly though there treat ya' in your health,
so kreacher please don't go cleaning that shelf,

He open the book and I saved him with sock,
Malfoy's stared and he saved with block,

(oh) Dobby the house elf,
not owned by the guys of wealth,
greatly now he's treated in health.
Track Name: Chamber of Secrets
My friends haven't been writing and it's making me sad,
so now Dobby's appeared and made Vernon mad,
when Ron, Fred and George came to save me, I was glad,
they took me to the Burrow and I learnt of Arthur's fad,
sent by floo powder to Knockturn Alley instead,
it was at Borgin and Burkes, I felt that Voldemort ain't dead,
met Hermione and Lockhart, the new DADA T., she said,
I couldn't believe it, Molly and Ginny looked ready to wed,
...it's the Chamber of Secrets, we've gotta defeat this.

The mudblood attacks have began; Draco's on a two thousand one,
Colin, Neville and Norris, (oh) what a pun,
beat Draco in Quidditch and now the search for Slytherin's heir has begun,
brewing the Polyjuice 'cuz with Myrtle it's alot of fun,
transformed in Crabbe and Goyle but all we know is Draco ain't my chum,
went into the Forbidden Forest to prove that Hagrid shouldn't run,
met Aaragog the Spider, a bit of Hagrid's untold past,
rescued by the car as the spider's broke their fast,
...it's the Chamber of Secrets, we've gotta defeat this.

Went back to Myrtles bathroom to enter the Chamber of Secrets,
Lockhard expressed his lies and now we've gotta defeat this,
saw the Basilisk's skin and passed the Parselmouth gated nets,
Ginny was on the floor and Riddle had placed his bets,
Fawkes blinded the Basilisk and I withdrew Godric's sword,
Riddle instigated the attack 'cuz he's the Dark Lord,
I killed the Baskilsk and destroyed his Diary with it's fang,
Fawkes cured my posion, Ginny awoke and Riddle went bang.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Mimbulus Mimbletonia) - A World Bleeds
For four and a half billion years,
I've remained in peace,
until the end of this eon,
the fall of wizardry,
as two sides collide,
at Hogwarts tonight,
spells cast at me,
second bombarding,
darkness descends,
and hope recedes,
in rivers of red,
this world bleeds.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Slytherin Soundtrack) - Neville Longbottom
I'm a nobody, a talentless kid dropped from Blackpool pier,
clumsy, timid and insecure; the victim of mishaps first year,
I've been cursed, broke my wrist and hung from a chandelier,
don't wanna cause trouble but I'm sick of Draco's sneer.

What is it that makes you think its cool to bully me,
I'm no test dummy; try your Leg-Locker Curse on Pansy,
the target of your taunts, threats, pranks and mockery,
But no more, I'm making a stand, I'm taking on your posse.

Join Dumbledore's Army and become the students' protector,
there'll be no more bullying; Carrows'll do no more torture,
I'll lead you into battle, with courage, bravery and valor,
make my parents proud and show you why I'm in Gryffindor.
Track Name: Isn't it Ironic
(oh) Isn't it ironic.

The entire wizard rock community is bounded by the networks of the internet, in particular social networking websites, such as MySpace, Facebook and Twitter, when in Harry Potter's universe there is only one reference to it, during an interview with J. K. Rowling, when she asserted that Dudley had a computer at Privet Drive, however Harry was not allowed to use it. (uh)

(oh) Don't you see the irony,
the Whomping Willow's a real g,

Sole user is dudley, so utmostly smutty,
they expects it from hermione,
but she ain't no g,
she don't spit lyrically, metaphysically,
so let's leave it to dudley double d,
and the rest of the wizard rock community.

Now you should see the irony,
wizard rock community, you're so ironic.
Track Name: Wrockin' Down Under
Deep in the dreamtime in story 'bout down under,
lived two kids with a cunning need to wander,
they pull out their wands, ready to fight,
but instead find roo's, and cast "Vegemite",
cut off their mullets, start a fire,
throw a shrimp up upon it, and smother it in mite. (go)

Wrockin' down under,
playin in the Opera House.
Wrockin' down under,
all across the land.
Wrockin' down under,
deep in the Barrier Reef.
Wrockin' down under,
atop, atop, atop Ayers Rock.

The boys, full o' tucker, get on back home,
come across a snargaluff and cut straight down,
they hollow out a branch and start blowing like mad,
and so the villagers on their varandas yell:
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
"Oi! Oi! Oi!"

c'mon, hippogriffs, house elves and kookooburras; everybody now.

Wrockin' down under,
playin in the Opera House.
Wrockin' down under,
all across the land.
Wrockin' down under,
deep in the Barrier Reef.
Wrockin' down under,
atop, atop, atop Ayers Rock.
Track Name: A Legacy Impugned
Corrupt, nasty, unregistered animagus, defying rules,
after the quibbler, blackmail didn't defeat you,
you have no friends, only co-workers.

Take of the world with Grindelwald. never,
defame the name of a great,
a great shame for fame yours,
you're vinidictive, you're so selfish.

You poor excuse for a human being,
run back to your classmate Lestrange,
concut another lie, a deciet of a great.

And we're furious over Skeeter's conspicuous,
a direct attempt to impugn Dumbledore's character;
took advantage of elderly Bathilda Bagshot's fragile state of mind.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Adam) - Ron and Hannah
(oh) Harry, why'd you look at Snape,
now the viewer will procrastinate,
don't you see, it was true fate,
so when it began, it was too late,

Ron and Hermione, Neville and Hannah,
it was not working no matter the manner,

Back to the beginning, Sorting Hat first year,
Harry looked at Snape, but Ron saw the hat she'd wear,
and then came Miss Granger, all noble and grand,
a relationship with her in six years (haha), better with a back-hand,
'cuz Abbot's his girl, and he is her man,

Ron and Hermione, Neville and Hannah,
it was not working no matter the manner,

Let's sing it how we sing it,
'cuz this relationship is so grand.

Ron fancies Hannah.
Track Name: Ginny Be Mine
This valentine, Ginny be mine,
I said, Ginny be mine this valentine.

From a long time ago,
sitting in the Burrow,
your face turned red and thorough,
was I really that shallow,

Now Ginny I must go,
and please don't follow,
I've gotta let you know,
my quest to the Deathly Hallows,

I saved you from a basilisk,
Doesn't that deserve a kiss,
Ginny don't give it a miss,
our only moment of bliss,

This valentine, Ginny be mine,
I said, Ginny be mine this valentine.
Track Name: Hip Hop Hogwarts
Rapping this with Tonks the metamorphmagus,
with Ron's harmonica beats, ya feeling this,
lyrical mauraders, Severus, Potter and Sirius,
now Harry and Ginny have bliss, kiss, its the remix,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh),

Rubeus Hagrid, strumming on the guitar,
as the Hogwarts rap group goes bizarre,
The Whomping Willows, the wizard rock rockstar,
and now treestylin' his memoir,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh),

playing the synthesiser, its Hermione Granger (danger, danger),
though the wizarding world's the singer (one-minute stinger),
the number one beat-making bringer (ding, ding-er),
magical beasts, its buckbeak's winger,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh).
Track Name: Hip Hop Hogwarts Pt. 2
Yeah, Ron's back on the harmonica,
go on Hermione; nobody's stopping 'ya,
rock out with wizards; get with the synthesizer,
and stop worrying about your lateral incisor,
just musically give him that touch; mida--s,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh),

Downing a firewhiskey forty and it's taking over,
stop loving everybody; just love the one you wanna,
Harry, make the most of it, go and find ya lover,
yeah, 'ya better get with Ginny, 'Nova,
or else end up snogging Draco not-so-sober,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh),

Having a good time with our mates; male comradery,
y'know we're one of the damn best that'll ever be,
ballin', reppin', swaggin'; the name is Harry P,
and I'll do it like no other 'til the death of me,
blowing off stream at the nightly Hogwarts rap group party,

Hip hop Hogwarts (what),
Hip hop Hogwarts (yeh).
Track Name: Whompy in the Ghetto
(oh) Hold on, I think my house is getting robbed.
People are smashing stuff outside my house.

Whompy in the ghetto, Whompy, Whompy in the ghetto (yeh),
Whompy in the ghetto, Whompy, Whompy in the ghetto (yeh),
Whompy in the ghetto, Whompy, Whomp-, Whomp-, Whompy in the ghetto (yeh),

He's no longer at Hogwarts, 'cuz he's graduated,
playing shows just to stop it being liquidated,
gotta' go to Leaky, just to show him that he's made it,
'cuz with Whompy in the ghetto, you know, he'll spit it stated (what),

Whompy break it down for the hood, Whompy break it down real good, real good, real good.

(beatbox)

Whompy in the ghetto (yeh),
Whompy in the ghetto, Whompy, Whomp-, Whomp-, Whompy in the ghetto (yeh),

Requiem for a G, not a house elf,
but the Whomping Willow tree.
Track Name: Severus Snape
Although he turned out good,
he was in a pretty bad mood,
for the order to prevail,
the death eaters must fail,
he saved Harry from Quirrel first year,
he's the half-blood prince who does not fear,

(ooh) Severus Snape,
got eaten by a snake,
don't matter 'bout his fate,
'cuz it's Severus Snape,

But for all the good he's done,
let's wrock out and have some fun,
died in the final battle,
made the 'Prophet' with his tattle,

(ooh) Severus Snape,
Got eaten by a snake,
don't matter 'bout his fate,
'cuz it's Severus Snape.
Track Name: The Famous Harry Potter
(oh) Harry Potter, Harry Potter, (oh) Harry Potter,

your Harry Potter, your Harry Potter,
your rhymes are so good,
your rhymes are so good,
you live in the hood,

Harry Potter, Harry Potter,
living with, living with the Dursleys,
Harry Potter, you've saved us all today,
your the boy who lived, the boy who lived,

(oh) Harry Potter, your Harry Potter today.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Mimbulus Mimbletonia) - I'm a Potter Fan
Muggle by day, wizard by night,
every dream I dream is Buckbeak's flight,
the kids at school, they don't understand,
their Dudley's classmates, I'm a wizarding fan,
imagine my adventure with Harry, sixth year,
none of 'em understand, just wanna be there,

Want to go to Hogwarts in Summer,
I'd rather be casting than making bells,
or hexing jinxes than colouring ink-stas,

Studying, herbology over geology,
potions over scientific notions,
arithmency over mathematic persistency,

No-one understands, that I'm a Potter fan,
No-one understands, 'cuz I'm a Potter fan,
No-one understands, 'cept we're all Potter fans.
Track Name: Cornelius Fudge
Although he turned out bad,
he was acting pretty sad,
ministry preached lies and seduction,
it's only caused hate and corruption,
enemy to Dumbledore's army,
he's the one who musn't charm ye',

(oh) Cornelius Fudge,
got beaten by a judge,
don't matter 'bout his pudge,
'cuz it's Cornelius Fudge,

But for all the bad he's done,
let's rock out and have some fun,
abdicated in 'Half-Blood Prince',
he's the one who canne' rinse,

(oh) Cornelius Fudge,
got beaten by a judge,
don't matter 'bout his pudge,
'cuz it's Cornelius Fudge.
Track Name: Diagon Alley
Gringotts, Olivanders, owl emporium,
they've got it all,
they've got everything, for all your magical needs,
love potions, books, brooms and herbology seeds.

Diagon Alley, it's the place for all things parry,
Diagon Alley, (argh) I'll take you there Harry.

(scat)

(oh) 'cuz it's Diagon Alley, the place for all things parry,
it's Diagon Alley, I'll take you there Harry.
Track Name: Smelly Filch
(ayo) Smelly Filch by The Wizarding World,

smelly Filch (waa), smelly Filch (hay),
smelly Filch (waa), smelly Filch (ooh),

smelly Filch, what, their paying you zilch,
(ooh) smelly Filch, (ooh) smelly Filch,
why 'ya puttin' up with their filth,

i said, smelly Filch (waa), smelly Filch (ooh),
smelly Filch, why 'ya puttin' up with filth,

smelly Filch (ooh), smelly Filch (yeh),
their paying you zilch,

i said, smelly Filch, smelly Filch,
i said, smelly smelly smelly Filch,

smelly Filch, their paying you zilch,
smelly Filch (waa), their paying you zilch,
smelly Filch, why 'ya puttin' up with filth,

smelly Filch (ooh), 'ya puttin' up with filth,
smelly Filch (waa), the smelly Filch, smelly Filch (ooh yeh),

smelly Filch (waa), smelly Filch,
smelly Filch (yeh), 'ya puttin' up with filth,

(yeh) Thank you all for listening, (aa-oo-aa).
Track Name: Dodgy Dirk
Dodgey Dirk, an inhabitant of Ilfracombe who insists to this day that a "dirty great flying lizard" attacked him on the beach. He is the only muggle who remembers the attack in 1932, as all the other muggles involved where given memory charms by a wizarding family that happened to be on holiday there.

Dodgey Dirk (oh),
Dodgey Dirk (oh),
Dodgey Dirk (oh),

In the wizarding world, you musn't lurk,
and although muggles call you a jerk,
it was Tilly Toke removing the dirt,
yet as for you it may be murk,
for all the muggles which you irk,
they'll remain calling you a lying old jerk,

(oh) Dodgey Dirk,
(oh) Dodgey Dirk, why 'ya puttin' up with their quirk,
I said, Dodgey Dirk (oh), their calling you a jerk,
(yeh) Dodgey Dirk (oh), Dodgey Dirk,

Dodgey Dirk, their calling you a jerk,
Are you telling another one of your stories again Gramps,
Dodgey Dirk.
Track Name: Pale Blue Dot
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity - in all this vastness - there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits that this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibiliy to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
Track Name: Turn It Up
T-t-turn it up-up-up-up.
(ooh) It's a little different so, t-t-turn it up-up-up-up.

Wizard Rock, Dobby get out your sock,
Wizard Rock, let's turn it up,

Wizard Rock, turn it up,
'cuz it's something different,
it's something strange,
it's Wizard Rock and its straight to your brain,
so turn it up, turn it out (oh yeh),

Turn it up, T-t-turn it up-up-up-up,
Wizard Rock, Dobby get out your sock,
Wizard Rock, let's turn it up,

T-t-turn it up-up-up-up,
Wizard Rock, Dobby get out your sock,
Wizard Rock, let's turn it up.
Track Name: Yule Ball
(ayo) Yule ball,
(yeh yeh yeh o-ok) let's get this one started,

So we're rocking the yule ball,
with my man Dumbledore,
I said why don't we go down,
dance on the dance floor,
says "okay but just one more",

Yule Ball (ooh),

As the wizarding world keeps spinning,
as the wizarding world keeps singing,
students and teachers always swinging,
nothing left for bringing,

We'll all rejoice in the great hall,
dancing all night, young and tall,
(ohh) Harry will win the fight tonight,

(Y-y-y-) Yule Ball.
Track Name: Gregory Goyle
Altough he was a beater,
he maybe a Death Eater,
as Charms (ooh) he failed,
Cruciatus he had nailed,
rescued alongside Harry last year,
he's friend of Crabbe who does not share,

(ooh) Gregory Goyle,
friend of Harry Potter's foil,
don't matter 'bout his toil,
'cuz it's Gregory Goyle,

But for all the bad he's done,
let's wrock out and have some fun,
grunting in the final battle,
he's no longer Draco cattle,

(ooh) Gregory Goyle,
friend of Harry Potter's foil,
don't matter 'bout his toil,
'cuz it's Gregory Goyle.
Track Name: The Wizarding World (feat. Ian) - It's the MySpace
(ha, ha) He's back,
oh wait, turn up the bass,
now turn the pitch up and let's go,

(yeh) Yeh the wrock freestyler's back,
with a brand new track,
cuz' with these rhymes like these,
their ain't no lack, back to black,
with Hagrid on the drumsack,
Hermione on the beats,
muggles on their seats,
now its time to wrock,
yeh, its time to roll,
let's hear this dog go (go, go),

It's the MySpace, yeh,
It's the MySpace, what,

So we'll chilling on the MySpace,
accepting the friend requests,
now bring on the guests,
as we get to the rest,
browsing the pics,
of all these MySpace chicks (hey),
these are our ethics,
our handpicked sidekicks,
so give 'em a comment,
adult restricted content,
but ladies, I'm a gent,
I'll intent to your percent,

(wizard rock, wizard rock, ayo),
It's the MySpace, yeh,
It's the MySpace, what,
It's the MySpace, yeh,
It's the MySpace, what (what, ha, ha).
Track Name: Muggle Magic
Go, go, go. Oh hey Dudley, I just got home from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and Mr Weasley taught me about the Misuse Of Muggle Artifacts, the vocal art of beatboxing. I know your not into the whole "magic" scene, Dudley, but this is vocal music, can you just rock the mic. Break it down now.

(beatbox)
Track Name: Muggle Magic II
Alright Dudley, I've come back from my lesson with Mr Weasley and he taught me more about the hip-hop scene. Drop me a beat Dudley.

What up Dudley D,
my name Harry P,
came back from Hogwarts, you see,
yeh boy, why you looking at me,

(haha) Let me show you how to do it. Wrock that piano, Harry.

Vocally, lyrically,
the muggle magics of a G,
the names Dudley D,
reppin' up Privet Drive,
wizard, you won't survive,
my very methodical vibe,
you're the improbable child,
you enimy ain't Voldy the defiled,
it's right in your face, the prodigal mild,
the diabolical side,
double D, the profiled,

(oh) Hell yeh Dudley, I'm a show you what a wizard can do.

When I live with the Dursley, I don't get no pay,
understandable it's for the holiday,
I live in a cupboard for my childhood years,
and get the second room when my air hair appears,
I've gotta' poor life but that's why my rhymes are so good,
(oh) don't you get it, I live in the hood,

(oh) Now you're getting the hang of it, this Muggle magic (yeh, yeh).
Track Name: Muggle Magic III
C'mon, let's rep it, Harry.. let's bring this rap group outside.. we ready for this.. let's battle rap these posers.

Yeah, yeah, so I'm rapping in the beats,
and everybody, everybody knows my name,
we're repping on the streets,
we're the toughest crew in the land,
I'll tell you what we're gonna do,
we're gonna, what, what,
we're gonna, smash you, uh, uh.

Let's show 'em what we got. Bring it to them, Harry. I'll hit the beat. Yeah.

Mic in one hand, wand in the other,
with Harry P and Dudley "Double D,"
your crew will never see, never be,
anything better, than seconds 80's leather,
where's the competitor, think you're better than a,
wizard-muggle duo; you better disbelieve it,
you better treat it like the mythological falsity it is,
or else we be levitating your upholstery,
there's supposedly, suppose to be,
no magic in the muggle world,
but say it after Harry P's had 26 Butter Bs,
and Dudley D's bullying kid OGs,
til' we're rapping that catchphrase of ours again:
mic in one hand, wand in the other,
he's my brother from a magical mother.

Muggle magic.